According to conspiracy theorists, the Freemasons designed a pentagram into the street plan of Washington D.C. The five points fall on Washington Circle, Dupont Circle, Logan Circle, Mt. Vernon Square (c-c-c-combo breaker), and finally at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, where the White House, home of our nations commander-in-cheif, falls on the point representing the Mind of Lucifer.
Creepy, huh?
Good thing its just a bogus conspiracy theory.
…or IS IT?
Nah, but seriously, it is.
…but HOW CAN WE BE SURE?
The Freemasons aren’t even Satanic.
…but what if THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!
Just messing with you.
…or AM I?