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sinner
10-30-2005, 02:37 PM
This thread is for the Canadian Members of the board only...

So make sure you use only words the rest of the world don't understand, eh.

Timmies anyone? And then I'm off to grab a 24 and some poutine for lunch.


Yes... I will be out and ABOOT.

Timmetie
10-30-2005, 02:54 PM
i'm not canadian (THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU) but i believe i heard my name here somewhere?

brodie2219
10-30-2005, 07:36 PM
you hoser

His Lord Uberdude
10-30-2005, 07:48 PM
i'm not canadian (THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU) but i believe i heard my name here somewhere?
LOL!!
By the way, what's the punishment for illegally crossing the Canadian forum border? You might have better luck at the unnofficial GEWar forums, as you can see in brodie's signature. ;)

speedfreak227
10-30-2005, 08:06 PM
hang on, i can't hear you. let me take my tuque off.

yer a total hoser eh. gimme yer loonies and toonies, i'm heading to the Bay eh.

speedfreak227

Peregrine
10-31-2005, 05:31 PM
You know you're from Canada when...

1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.

2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

3. The mosquitoes have landing lights.

4. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

5. You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.

6. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores
at Christmas.

7. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is
one meter above the ground.

8. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled in with snow.

10. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie
with only 8 buttons.

11. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

12. The local paper covers national and international headlines
on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

13. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat
processing plant.

14. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

15. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.

16. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.

17. You head south to go to your cottage.

18. You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears
won't prowl on your deck.

19. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

20. The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo it's sausage making.

21. You find -40C a little chilly.

22. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.

23. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest
jewellery and your Sorels.

24. You can play road hockey on skates.

25. You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and
Construction.

26. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

27. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials

28. You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada"

blitzkrieg
10-31-2005, 09:50 PM
Struth, cobber digger, what a bunch of flamin mongrels. Have a go ya mug!

fair dinkum, they're acting like a bunch of sheilas.

It's drier than a dead dingo's donger


Ahhhh, you all wish you were Australian!!!!!

Blitzkrieg

cowtreky
11-02-2005, 05:24 PM
[QUOTE=Timmetie]i'm not canadian (THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU)

Where else do you get your mail on time without being shot?

Where else do you get government paid for health care.

Aren't Canadian's loved by most of the world?

LOL:lol:

His Lord Uberdude
11-02-2005, 05:41 PM
[QUOTE=Timmetie]i'm not canadian (THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU)

Where else do you get your mail on time without being shot?

Where else do you get government paid for health care.

Aren't Canadian's loved by most of the world?

LOL:lol:
I've been fighting a Canadian for Minnesota? :whoa: Geez, now I know what you guys are up to.

Brendo
11-03-2005, 08:25 AM
[QUOTE=Timmetie]i'm not canadian (THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU)

Where else do you get your mail on time without being shot?

Where else do you get government paid for health care.

Aren't Canadian's loved by most of the world?

LOL:lol:

Well, We get all that and more in Australia - THE BEST place in the world.

araT
11-03-2005, 08:27 AM
Well I'm a German/Singaporean/Australian posting in here, what are you gonna do about it? ;)

Oh, and amen, Brendo :)

T.

roswelljam
11-03-2005, 09:29 AM
This thread is for the Canadian Members of the board only...

So make sure you use only words the rest of the world don't understand, eh.

Timmies anyone? And then I'm off to grab a 24 and some poutine for lunch.


Yes... I will be out and ABOOT.

I've been to Quebec twice. I know.

cowtreky
11-20-2005, 12:29 PM
50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the window open.

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes.
Candian water just gets thicker.

0 Farenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have their last bbq of the season.

-60 Farenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.

-100 Farenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Farenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460 Farenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero, all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying :cold eh?"

-500 Farenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
:kiss:

WaywardTraveller
11-20-2005, 07:54 PM
Cowtreky: Nice one! Hadn't seen that list before.

Uberdude (and probably a lot of other people out there too): RCMP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RCMP)

Have a good one eh!

DarCor
11-20-2005, 08:21 PM
Tunderin' Jesus by, this thread is awesome eh. Keep yer stick on the ice and remember Stompin' Tom is God.

cowtreky
11-20-2005, 08:46 PM
Cowtreky: Nice one! Hadn't seen that list before.

Uberdude (and probably a lot of other people out there too): RCMP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RCMP)

Have a good one eh!

Hadn't thought of looking up RCMP. A good read.

sinner
11-20-2005, 10:43 PM
Bow our heads for the man's prayer...

I'm a man...
But I can change....
If I have to...
I guess.

Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
(if all else fails... play dead)

anthonywitt
11-21-2005, 10:49 AM
What the he........oh I am on the wroung thread......I am a man and dont want to change.

cowtreky
11-23-2005, 02:57 AM
What the he........oh I am on the wroung thread......I am a man and dont want to change.

We all change. I am a man but my wife has changed me. (My mind that is). When in doubt play dead.

anthonywitt
11-23-2005, 05:17 AM
We all change. I am a man but my wife has changed me. (My mind that is). When in doubt play dead.I love the responce and playing dead has worked for me for over 32 years. :lol:

araT
11-23-2005, 05:20 AM
This is getting a bit sexist.. please tone it down or i'll have to lock the thread, and I dont want to do that.

T.

anthonywitt
11-23-2005, 05:25 AM
This is getting a bit sexist.. please tone it down or i'll have to lock the thread, and I dont want to do that.

T.Well I forgot sorry araT.

araT
11-23-2005, 05:28 AM
Well I forgot sorry araT.

Don't you dare play dead with me :p I know your tricks now! :lol:

Thankyou in advance for behaving yourselves..

T.

anthonywitt
11-23-2005, 05:32 AM
Don't you dare play dead with me :p I know your tricks now! :lol:

Thankyou in advance for behaving yourselves..

T.I may be out of line saying this but the licking of the computer screen keep me form......oh skip it. ;)

araT
11-23-2005, 05:39 AM
Didn't I just tell you to behave yourself? Don't make me spank you!

Enough of this, the thread is getting totally off topic.. Lets leave the Canadians to their ice hockey

T.

cowtreky
11-23-2005, 01:53 PM
MMMMMMMMMM hockey, keg of beer.

roswelljam
11-23-2005, 02:15 PM
MMMMMMMMMM hockey, keg of beer.

mmmmmmm Molson :spin: :spin: :spin:

WaywardTraveller
11-23-2005, 04:05 PM
mmmmmmm Molson :spin: :spin: :spin:

Well you just proved it, you're obviously _not_ canadian ;)

And araT, I don't know whether I should tell you about Red Green or not. (Got DuctTape?) I just bring it up because most of the (admittedly) sexist comments above are in fact quotes from a True Canadian Hero, and thus are indeed entirely on topic.

roswelljam
11-23-2005, 04:54 PM
Well you just proved it, you're obviously _not_ canadian ;)

And araT, I don't know whether I should tell you about Red Green or not. (Got DuctTape?) I just bring it up because most of the (admittedly) sexist comments above are in fact quotes from a True Canadian Hero, and thus are indeed entirely on topic.

Actually I prefer Le Fin Du Monde but I doubted whether many people would have heard of it. ;)

WaywardTraveller
11-23-2005, 05:02 PM
Actually I prefer Le Fin Du Monde but I doubted whether many people would have heard of it. ;)

Now you're talking!
Or Diablo, that's another great one.

My two fav more generic brews are steamwhistle and sleeman honey.

sinner
11-24-2005, 09:43 PM
to clear up things.... here is the link to the Red Green show...

http://www.redgreen.com/

FrozenPee
12-08-2005, 11:51 AM
Actually I prefer Le Fin Du Monde but I doubted whether many people would have heard of it. ;)


Well if you perfer it, you should know that it's LA fin du monde. According to me, 1837 is a little better, but I recpect you opinion.

Ouin, si c'est vraiment ta bière préférée, tu devrais savoir que c'est LA fin du monde esti. D'après moi, la 1837 est crissement meilleure, mais je comprend que spa tout le monde qui aiment les même choses... Maudit tabarnak.

Qu'est-ce que vous disez d'une alliance de québécois nationaliste, question de conquérir le ROC, et peut-être même les states?

araT
12-08-2005, 12:23 PM
Keep it in english please, FrozenPee

T.

Roger Andrew
12-08-2005, 04:18 PM
FP..but you'd require the ROC to finance your armies just like your other enterprises!

But at RCMP we do like the idea of Les States Unis becoming " des autres province" :)

His Lord Uberdude
12-08-2005, 05:16 PM
FP..but you'd require the ROC to finance your armies just like your other enterprises!

But at RCMP we do like the idea of Les States Unis becoming " des autres province" :)
:shifty: Canadians.

FrozenPee
12-08-2005, 06:35 PM
FP..but you'd require the ROC to finance your armies just like your other enterprises!

But at RCMP we do like the idea of Les States Unis becoming " des autres province" :)

Well, usually I'm not for alliances with federalists, but since it's for defeating Evil, I guess it's OK to ask you to join your alliance... After all, our political leaders have done exaclty the same...

sinner
12-11-2005, 04:25 PM
Bored guys? Do what I just did... create your own city.

cowtreky
12-12-2005, 05:08 AM
Bored guys? Do what I just did... create your own city.

What do you think, if we create enough personel cities that no-one can find and then tell the player we want to attack if they do not vacate a city we will trample them.

It's late I am just getting punchy.