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    Default Canadian's Only Thread.

    This thread is for the Canadian Members of the board only...

    So make sure you use only words the rest of the world don't understand, eh.

    Timmies anyone? And then I'm off to grab a 24 and some poutine for lunch.


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    If everything is coming your way... then maybe you are in the wrong lane.

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    i'm not canadian (THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU) but i believe i heard my name here somewhere?

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    you hoser
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmetie
    i'm not canadian (THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU) but i believe i heard my name here somewhere?
    LOL!!
    By the way, what's the punishment for illegally crossing the Canadian forum border? You might have better luck at the unnofficial GEWar forums, as you can see in brodie's signature.
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    hang on, i can't hear you. let me take my tuque off.

    yer a total hoser eh. gimme yer loonies and toonies, i'm heading to the Bay eh.

    speedfreak227

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    You know you're from Canada when...

    1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.

    2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

    3. The mosquitoes have landing lights.

    4. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

    5. You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.

    6. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores
    at Christmas.

    7. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is
    one meter above the ground.

    8. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

    9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
    filled in with snow.

    10. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie
    with only 8 buttons.

    11. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

    12. The local paper covers national and international headlines
    on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

    13. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat
    processing plant.

    14. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

    15. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.

    16. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.

    17. You head south to go to your cottage.

    18. You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears
    won't prowl on your deck.

    19. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

    20. The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo it's sausage making.

    21. You find -40C a little chilly.

    22. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.

    23. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest
    jewellery and your Sorels.

    24. You can play road hockey on skates.

    25. You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and
    Construction.

    26. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

    27. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials

    28. You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada"

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    Struth, cobber digger, what a bunch of flamin mongrels. Have a go ya mug!

    fair dinkum, they're acting like a bunch of sheilas.

    It's drier than a dead dingo's donger


    Ahhhh, you all wish you were Australian!!!!!

    Blitzkrieg

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    [QUOTE=Timmetie]i'm not canadian (THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU)

    Where else do you get your mail on time without being shot?

    Where else do you get government paid for health care.

    Aren't Canadian's loved by most of the world?

    LOL
    One foot in the stirup, the other on the transporter pad.

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    [QUOTE=cowtreky]
    Quote Originally Posted by Timmetie
    i'm not canadian (THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU)

    Where else do you get your mail on time without being shot?

    Where else do you get government paid for health care.

    Aren't Canadian's loved by most of the world?

    LOL
    I've been fighting a Canadian for Minnesota? Geez, now I know what you guys are up to.
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    [QUOTE=cowtreky]
    Quote Originally Posted by Timmetie
    i'm not canadian (THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU)

    Where else do you get your mail on time without being shot?

    Where else do you get government paid for health care.

    Aren't Canadian's loved by most of the world?

    LOL
    Well, We get all that and more in Australia - THE BEST place in the world.
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    Well I'm a German/Singaporean/Australian posting in here, what are you gonna do about it?

    Oh, and amen, Brendo

    T.

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    Default Poutine rules!

    Quote Originally Posted by sinner
    This thread is for the Canadian Members of the board only...

    So make sure you use only words the rest of the world don't understand, eh.

    Timmies anyone? And then I'm off to grab a 24 and some poutine for lunch.


    Yes... I will be out and ABOOT.
    I've been to Quebec twice. I know.

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    Default The Official Canadian Tempurature Chart

    50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    Canadians plant gardens.

    35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
    Italian Cars won't start.
    Canadians drive with the window open.

    32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
    American water freezes.
    Candian water just gets thicker.

    0 Farenheit (-17.9 C)
    New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
    Canadians have their last bbq of the season.

    -60 Farenheit (-51 C)
    Mt. St. Helens freezes.
    Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.

    -100 Farenheit (-73 C)
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Canadians pull down their earflaps.

    -173 Farenheit (-114 C)
    Ethyl alcohol freezes.
    Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

    -460 Farenheit (-273 C)
    Absolute zero, all atomic motion stops.
    Canadians start saying :cold eh?"

    -500 Farenheit (-295 C)
    Hell freezes over.
    The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
    One foot in the stirup, the other on the transporter pad.

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    Cowtreky: Nice one! Hadn't seen that list before.

    Uberdude (and probably a lot of other people out there too): RCMP

    Have a good one eh!

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    Tunderin' Jesus by, this thread is awesome eh. Keep yer stick on the ice and remember Stompin' Tom is God.

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